My mind goes in odd directions when I first get up in the morning. While showering this morning, I thought of some poetical definitions that you will not find in the dictionary.
universe: a poem that so effectively compacts meaning that it expresses the complete meaning of life in a single line
diverse: a poem that recognizes that the meaning of life cannot be encompassed in a single line, and therefore does it in two
adverse: those annoying jingles from commercials, that run through your mind and keep you from thinking productively
perverse: the rate at which people are paid for writing commercial jingles
converse: antipathy to poetry
Feel free to add your own. I couldn’t think of definitions I really liked for inverse, reverse, obverse, traverse, or transverse.